A Wife Called The Phone Company
A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it did ring, her…
An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed ln Russia
An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia. The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad,…
Holding Onto The Saddle Horn
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride…
A woman goes to an expensive carpet store
A woman goes to an expensive carpet store in hopes of purchasing a new area rug. She spots a beautiful rug after a few minutes of searching and goes to…
An older married couple
An older married couple, Keith and Edith, get pulled over while on vacation. Edith was driving the highway when she got pulled over by the state police. The officer said,…
A couple in love celebrate Valentine’s Day
A couple in love celebrate Valentine’s Day in a classy restaurant. As soon as she sits down, the woman looks around her and assumes a disgusted expression when she recognizes…
THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I’m keeping in touch with you this letter to let you know
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell…
A Frog & A Mouse
A young Mouse in search of adventure was running along the bank of a pond where lived a Frog. When the Frog saw the Mouse, he swam to the bank…
The Same Way
A man in a hospital bed called for his doctor & asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that he doubted the man…
‘The search team just landed a helicopter’
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with…