An older married couple, Keith and Edith, get pulled over while on vacation. Edith was driving the highway when she got pulled over by the state police.
The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” Edith, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” Keith yelled back “He says you were speeding!” The patrolman said, “May I see your license?” Edith turned to her husband once again and asked, “What did he say?”
Keith once again yelled, “He wants to see your license!” Edith gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, “I see you folks are from Texas. I spent some time down there and went on a few dates with the foulest, ugliest, most annoying woman I’ve ever known!” Edith turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” Keith hollers at her, “He said he thinks he knows you!