A woman goes to an expensive carpet store in hopes of purchasing a new area rug. She spots a beautiful rug after a few minutes of searching and goes to check it out.
As she bends down to touch the rug she accidentally rips a silent but deadly fart. A salesman notices her from afar and comes to assist her. She tries desperately to wave the stench away, but the salesman has already approached her. “
Good afternoon, ma’am. Is there anything I can help you with today?” The woman stammers “Umm, y..yes, there is. I was just feeling the material of this rug and I’m very interested in purchasing it. May I ask what it costs?” The salesman leans in and replies “Lady, if you farted just touching it, you’re gonna shit your pants when I tell you how much it costs!”
