Funny Joke – Aging States

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip….

The old cowboy never expected his barber to say this

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off…

His wife teased him – but he had the final word

My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls….

A old golfer was hitting his ball

An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,…

No Secrets in Marriage

Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only…

The Best divorce letter ever! Dear Wife, I’m keeping in touch with you this letter to…

I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your…

An Old Man, A Boy And A Donkey Were Going To Town.

The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old…

Funny phone call

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…

Funny Joke – 60 Years Of Secret

They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in…

Posh and proper lady passes gas in a fancy store, but she’s not fooling anybody

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,…