Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School.

Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you…

Ozzy Osbourne provides a ‘painful’ health report as he cancels his forthcoming tour.

Ozzy Osbourne provides a ‘painful’ health report as he cancels his forthcoming tour.

Funny Joke – Off Duty

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early. So he arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2…

Funny Joke ‣ Twins

The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…

Funny Joke ‣ At The Dinner Table

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little…

Funny Joke ‣ On the Third Day…

After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, as he was…

After 20 Years Of Marriage.

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening…. when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t…

Funny Joke ‣ Dammit Skippy!

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit…

She went to see the family doctor

This woman wasn’t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next Day…

A woman is constantly seeing the same man in an elevator every Friday at 3:00

A woman is constantly seeing the same man in an elevator every Friday at 3:00 She gets off on the 3rd floor and he always goes to…