Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School.

Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher, amused, said, “I don’t know, how?” Little Johnny then said, “You open the door and put it in there!” Then Little Johnny asked the teacher another question

“How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?”

The teacher then replied, “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?”

Little Johnny said, “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.”

Then he asked another question:

“All the animals went to the tiger’s birthday party, except for one animal, which one was it?”

The teacher a bit confused and said “The tiger?”

Then Little Johnny said,

“No, the giraffe because he’s still in the fridge.”

Then he asked her just one more question:

“If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you?”

The teacher then says: “Well. you would walk over the bridge.”

Then Little Johnny says

“No, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the tiger’s birthday party!”

She laughs and walks away.

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