She went to see the family doctor

This woman wasn’t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next Day she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that everything came back normal. He asks, “How’s your appetite?”

She replied, “Great! I eat like a horse.”

He then asks, “Do you sleep well?”

“About 8 hours a night,” she said.

“How about your bowels?” he asks.

“I go every morning about 7:20 AM” she replied.

The doctor thinks a minute then says, “There’s something going on that I can’t put my finger on. I’m going to give you an antibiotic and see if that will cure the problem.”

There are three germs inside are listening to all of this and one of them says, “What are we going to do?”

One says, “I think I’ll hide in the liver.”

A second one says, “I think I’ll hide in a kidney.”

The last one says, “You guys can stick around if you want to, but I’m taking the 7:20 out of here.”

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