Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure…
Furious Woman Drags Climate Protester Off The Street By Her Hair
Protests are nothing new. For centuries protesters have raged against the machine, fighting political oppression and social injustice. Unfortunately, protesting has turned into a cottage industry in many countries, with…
Guy Fieri Refused to Serve Members of The View: “They’re Loud and Divisive”
Did Guy Fieri throw three members of The View out of his restaurant, Guy’s BBQ Gastropub in Malibu? Of course he did! The story comes from our longtime friends at…
The teacher was telling the kids
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the…
Johnny Is In His Closet When He Hears A Noise
Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having s*x with someone other than his dad. He hears a door slam…
A teenage girl paid barely $200 for an old caravan.
A teenage girl paid barely $200 for an outdated caravan. She raised money, doubled her investment, and has since moved in! If you look inside, you’ll notice… It surprised me!…
A Hotel Checkin
A man and his wife check into a hotel, The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go…
A oId man and wife have gone to bed
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.” His wife rolls over and says, “What…
A blonde sits down in a bar
A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead. Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV. The woman reporter shouts…
Little Mary came back home after school
Little Mary came back home after school and said, “Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!” The mother asked indignantly but with surprise, “And how…