Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I…

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said. Later, he…

An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,”…

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I…

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the “Chicken Surprise.” The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot. Just as the wife…

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7” “3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9″ His mother heard this & asked,…

The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special. Price is immaterial. At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s…

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,…

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and…

This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody drinks. The weird…