A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one…

“With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband. She gave him a s*xy little smile, unbuttoned…

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down,…

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates where Saint Peter said, “You…

Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim…

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers:…

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,… … wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in,…

An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and…

‘Little People, Big World’ Star Matt Roloff Lists Family Farm and Home for Sale 10 Months After Taking it Off the Market.

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I…