A husband and wife decided they needed to use “a code” to indicate that they wanted to have s*x without letting their children in on it. They decided on the…

Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I…

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar…

DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do…

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. ”The priest said, “What do you mean, almost? ”The man…

He spoke to his toes. “Hello, toes.”, he said. How are you? You know, you are92 today. Oh, the times we’ve had! Remember how we walked in the park in…

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had…

At the time being, the royal family receives around £86 million annually from taxpayers, a sum which is to increase to £125 million in 2015 because of the new government…

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had s*x.…

The first nun says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned, Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new…