A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!…

One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to…

He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.” The boy picks up his date…

An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in the world, chocolate chip…

Melania Trump was seen for the first time in nearly two weeks on Sunday when she accompanied her husband, Donald Trump, to Mar-a-Lago for the traditional Easter brunch. The former…

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl…

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would…

“In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.” The patient said, “Not one like mine. You would die…

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that blondes are so dumb that he could get one over…

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank…