SISTER BARBARA
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled…
Wife buy love dress for husband
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it…
Walmart Joke
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened. Her – why…
Three Brothers Get Married – Things Don’t Go To Plan
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be…
Blonde and the insemination man
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is…
A man dating three women has to choose which one he’ll marry – he gives them a test
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he’ll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and…
Funny – The Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to…
Bruce Willis in an homage to Michael Clarke Duncan
From bodyguard to bouncer to actor, his path was unusual. A casting director launched him into the spotlight. Duncan’s 1998 Hollywood debut in “Armageddon” led to his 1999 breakout performance…
The nun proposes an indecent suggestion to the priest
The priest, being a gentleman, said, “Due to the circumstances, let’s just share the room. I’ll sleep on the floor, you can have the bed. I’m sure God will understand”.…
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that…