A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. he said with a deep sigh” …………

“Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.

-Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation:

When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.

When he gets back, he says. “Honey, my hands are freezing!”

She says. “Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.”

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again. “Man! my hands are really freezing!”

She says again. “Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.”

He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night.

When he returns, he says again. “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!”

She looks at him and says. “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”