Story ‣ The Monkey Business
One day a very rich merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys! He announced at the village market square that he will buy the monkeys at $100 each.…
Phone call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.…
A man went to hospital to see his mother-in-law
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: “So, honey? How’s my mom doing?”…
Anna Complained To Her Friend Julia.
Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate s*x with her husband. : “I know a simple trick,” Julia said. Whenever I want to…
Husband And Wife Go On The Golf Course.
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His wife…
An Old Woman From California Purchased A Timber
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him…
Funny Joke ‣ The Airbag
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks…
Funny Joke ‣ You’re Welcome
A young couple got married and the wife couldn’t cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home. The husband comes home…