A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities.…

He husband has anger management issues, yelling a lot, breaking things, really horrible to be around. She doesn’t want her kids to be like that, so she asks her doctor…

Officer : Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer : I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can’t…

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends’ home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his with endearing terms-Honey,…

A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside So she called a carpenter to check it out. The carpenter comes to…

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…

One day, while a pregnant woman is shopping at the store, a conflict breaks out and she is shot. They take him to the hospital immediately. The doctor said to…

A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman. They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel.…

A bloke goes into a baker’s and asks for three pork pies. The assistant picks the pies up with a pair of tongs and puts them in a paper bag.…