A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because…

A painful situation reigns in the family. The mother-in-law is dying. The emaciated son-in-law is in constant attendance at her bedside. Before his eyes the mother-in-law is going, slowly and…

A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She goes to the…

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to…

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her…

A rich man, after 50 years of marriage, once looked at his wife and said: – 50 years ago, we had a small house and an old car. We slept…

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I…

3 blondes walk into a police station looking for a job as a detective. They meet with the police chief who says “I’m going to show you a side profile…

Four surgeons were sitting around on lunch break, discussing what kinds of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open…

“Daddy, daddy,” cried little Jack, “please come and look, my pussy cat is lying in the garden with his feet in the air and he won’t move.” Assuming the worst,…