A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…

One day, while a pregnant woman is shopping at the store, a conflict breaks out and she is shot. They take him to the hospital immediately. The doctor said to…

A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman. They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel.…

A bloke goes into a baker’s and asks for three pork pies. The assistant picks the pies up with a pair of tongs and puts them in a paper bag.…

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger:…

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said. “Things are great and I’ve never felt…

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because…

A painful situation reigns in the family. The mother-in-law is dying. The emaciated son-in-law is in constant attendance at her bedside. Before his eyes the mother-in-law is going, slowly and…

A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She goes to the…

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to…