A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.…

A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door. In a panic she told her boyfriend “Hurry, stand in the…

A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him…

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get…

”I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. “Pop, what are you talking…

Wife: “How would you describe me? “Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK. “Wife: “What does that mean? “Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. “Wife: “Aw, thank you! But what about…

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? ‘The principal’s eyes opened really wide and…

Oprah Winfrey recently discussed her experience with heart palpitations, a common symptom of perimenopause that was overlooked by her doctors. In a panel conversation, she expressed frustration over the medical…

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, “I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on…

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother. “He…