Hilarious Joke: What starts with F and ends with K

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? ‘The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum. ‘Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? ‘Harry: ‘Shake hands. ‘The principal was trembling..Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement? ‘Harry: ‘Fire truck. ‘The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong….