A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says,…

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you…

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” and that also ate things. The first little boy said, “Alligator.” “Very good James, that’s a…

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little…

The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the boy. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s…

Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him, if i gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5 to Katie, what…

One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…

Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind? Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and…

A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING. I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS. LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU,…