A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING. I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS.
LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU, OR KARATE?” HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT. IS IT BECAUSE I’M CHINESE? “HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT. IS IT BECAUSE I’M CHINESE? “NO” I SAID, “IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE DRINKIN MY F*CKING BEER!”