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A gorgeous 19 year old girl
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl…
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would…
The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing
“In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.” The patient said, “Not one like mine. You would die…
The lawyer asks if the blonde would like to play a fun game
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that blondes are so dumb that he could get one over…
The Doctor was going to release Mary
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank…
His wife teased him – but he had the final word
My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up…
The old cowboy never expected his barber to say this
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks…
This woman offers him a “threesome” that he simply couldn’t refuse
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact, she wasn’t bad at…
Sam called his wife and said in a weak voice
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a…
An Older Couple Is Lying In Bed.
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he…