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Funny Joke – I Am Looking For My Wife
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide: The first old guy says to the second guy. “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and…
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant…
Seven Cats
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two…
Funny Joke – At The Dinner Table
Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Brandon received his…
You’re just like Frank!
Man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?”…
Funny Joke – After The Party
As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway. His wonder is cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load…
The health of former president Jimmy Carter
Former US President Jimmy Carter, aged 98, has chosen to forego further medical treatment and spend his remaining time at home with his family while receiving hospice care. This decision…
Two Nuns
A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. It’s a slow night and he has no customers. He hears a…
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have…