“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping,
all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip….
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off…
My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls….
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,…
Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only…
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your…