Month: July 2023
A blonde walked into an electronics store
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that tv.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.” So…
Walmart Announces Plans To Replace Self-Checkout Machines With Something Even Better
One of the worst parts about shopping is dealing with checkout lines. At the height of business hours, these lines can stretch to five, six, and sometimes even ten customers.…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight…
Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer.
Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a few years…
The Dad Explains Why Condoms Come in Packs of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” To which…
A nun in the convent walked
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have…
A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,…
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?”…
A Old Lady is Turning 100
She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she is living in a small town…