She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she is living in a small town it is a big deal for the town. On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honoring her as the oldest person in the town.
There is also the local TV station doing a report for the evening news about her. The reporter asks her: What is your secret for a long and healthy life?
It’s simple, she says never have I in my entire life argued with another person. That is impossible! the reporter says.
You’re right. says the old lady.
