Wife buy love dress for husband

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. “What are you doing?” she asks. “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress!! Don’t you like it?”

I’II come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over” replies the mom. When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. You sent, “Now what are you doing?” “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!” Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself.

When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: “Honey, what are you doing?” she give him the same
answer her daughter gave her, “It’s my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?” Her husband thinks long and hard and says, “I think you should have ironed it!

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