“With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband. She gave him a s*xy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked: “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up? ”No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another s*xy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. “Now” she said: “Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?” “No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied: “Good go look in the garage.”