The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the other.
“Now get a little closer together” said the cameraman.
Again “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE”. So they wiggled up close to each other. “Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus the camera” said the photographer.
Yet again “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!” With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out “OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US???? CAN I BE FIRST???”