Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rod position
the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy.
“What is it?” “Well, it’s where it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her and whisper in her ear, ‘boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters. Then you try and hold on for 30 s*conds.”