I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact, she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers and then she asked me if I’d ever had a “Sportsman’s Double?”

“What’s that?”, I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome”, she replied. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, “No, I haven’t”. We drank a bit more and she said with a wink, “Tonight’s going to be your lucky night!”.

We went back to her place. I was nervous with anticipation of the fantastic night ahead, and an experience to always remember. We walked in, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs,… “Mom, you still awake?”