This morning at about 7:45

This morning at about 7:45. I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only.

A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the third time he said, “Look, if you don’t let me unlock the damn door you’re never going to get in there!”

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