A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client… … and said to him, “ Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she
informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she
thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news.
What is it?” The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”