Funny Joke – Last Will And Testament
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the…
Funny Joke – Nail Biting
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. It makes me terribly nervous watching him,” said…
Dirty Joke: The nuns were harassed by a bunch of drunks
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show…
Break-Up Story
Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you…
A Truck Driver Was Going Down A Steep Incline
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of…
The customer goes into The ‘Express Lane’ With Too Many Items
Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking a stand against…
One nun was called Sister Mathematical
One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They soon noticed that…
Funny Joke – Non-seeing Eye Dog
A blind woman was seen waiting at a street corner with her guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind woman across the street against the…
Teacher Jokes
1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then…
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter
Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him and said, “Your monthly salary is equivalent to my daily expenses,…