The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and…

A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary. A busty gorgeous blond waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink. “Oh my god,…

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk.The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Illinois…

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a…

There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have lovemaking with you…

Randy Travis Says Goodbye to Beloved Friend in Emotional Facebook Post.

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the…

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. It makes me terribly nervous watching him,” said…

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show…

Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you…