Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure…

They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed…

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large-size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked…

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said, “Wow,…

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love annoyance issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust, he decided to…

Champ, the German Shepherd who had been a cherished member of the Biden family since 2008, passed away on Saturday, according to President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden.…

A pastor found a Baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach. At one Sunday service, the pastor says to the congregation, “The Baboon…

A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother. As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sitting next to the cashier,…

A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor: “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad.” Gushed son…

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to…