The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh…
Melania Trump Breaks Silence To Reveal What We All
The backlash from the public was particularly fierce regarding the removal of roses and the elimination of 10 crabapple trees planted during John F. Kennedy’s term. Andrea Mitchell, NBC News…
She Placed An Ad: Ranch Hand Wanted
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and, as luck would have it, he knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two…
A blonde and her car
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her…
A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely.
A little girl picks up the phone. “Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” Daddy asks. “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”…
A Blonde Is Swimming In A River
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why…
Funny Joke – Penny Magic
A little while after tucking their three-year-old boy Georgie in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him by now…
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks…
A woman is tested at the Gates of Heaven – then her husband arrives
A woman died and went to heaven… She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,” she asked. “You…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She goes to the door with just a towel around her. There’s a guy at the front door…