My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up…

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks…

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact, she wasn’t bad at…

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a…

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he…

The health of Donald Trump, former president of the United States, has raised concerns among some, including a former White House advisor who fears that he may not be fit…

He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s…

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat…

They get a few miles down the road and the mule pulling the wagon just stops and refuses to move. The farmer gets off of the wagon and walks around…

All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5 minutes of…