Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours…

This priest decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another…

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger…

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school…

”She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation…

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there…

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and…

An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. “Without using numbers,…

Michael J. Fox, a beloved actor and philanthropist, faced a life-altering challenge when he was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease at 29. Despite initially keeping it a secret, he later became…

As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run, you must say…