There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it by there by 2PM.…

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide: The first old guy says to the second guy. “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and…

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two…

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The…

An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed man…

1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then…

Know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.” “That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then. So they switch clothes and as soon as…

Tom Selleck is without doubt one of the handful who has had success in Hollywood. He’s extremely gifted and lucky to have survived this lengthy within the enterprise. Although many…

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I…

One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out… The…