A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a…

Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge arms and legs…

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it,…

An elderly man has owned this large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there is a large pond that is ideal for swimming.…

By way of the Nineteen Nineties, Marla Maples was Donald Trump’s spouse. Tiffany Trump is the couple’s daughter, however Marla has largely prevented the media since then. Though Maples has…

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman…

“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts,…

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they ma_de love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the…

A woman, renewing her driver’s license was asked to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is, do you have a job or are…

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were you last…