Funny – ‘The search team just landed a helicopter’
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him…
Funny – An Old Man Breaks Wind In Béd And Starts A Farting Contest With His Wife
They sometimes say that marriage is a game for the young, but if you ask any older couples, they will tell you that experience matters the most. Think of it…
Funny Joke ‣ Dinner With Girlfriend’s Family
The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. “Well,” he says, “I am been seeing…
A passenger settles into his seat, next to…
When another man sits down next to him, and seats his Black Labrador Retriever in-between them. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog, and asks why he’s allowed…
The Husband And His Young…
The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty housemaid and set a…
Little Johnny was being rude in class…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was.…
The Stud Rooster At A Poultry Farm Is Getting Old
Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At…
Humor – A Woman Buys a New Corvette.
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continues to accelerate.…
She Placed An Ad: Ranch Hand Wanted
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and, as luck would have it, he knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two…