The Sinking Ship And Life Lesson
A couple went for a cruise tour to enjoy their private honeymoon while leaving their children at home. Unfortunately, the cruise ship was sinking due to catastrophic weather condition. The…
Clever Girl
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they…
An American couple is driving
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to…
Funny Joke – Statistics
Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry,…
Virginia Caregiver Charged With Child Neglect and Animal Cruelty After Leaving 11-Month-Old Baby and Dog in Hot Car
Virginia Caregiver Charged With Child Neglect and Animal Cruelty After Leaving 11-Month-Old Baby and Dog in Hot Car. See Video
When Sharks ẚttẚck
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son”, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the…
Lawyer asks old lady if she knows who he is
In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs.…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the..
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She goes to the…
Little Girl Tries To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. PRICELESS
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom…
A married man almost had an affair with another woman
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. ”The priest said, “What do you mean, almost? ”The man…