Cave took the blonde to her first soccer game. They had great seats behind the team bench. After the performance, he asked her how she was enjoying herself. “Oh, I…

A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she decides to fart simultaneously…

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. “Hey,…

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed…

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh,…

It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in.He asks Bob what they’re planning to do on…

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets…

He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by a gorgeous housewife, who invites him in…

The wife was upset to say the least. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! A faithful wife, the mother of your children!…

A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells him that until he…