Bruce Willis in an homage
From bodyguard to bouncer to actor, his path was unusual. A casting director launched him into the spotlight. Duncan’s 1998 Hollywood debut in “Armageddon” led to his 1999 breakout performance…
An Young Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next…
A man is in bêd with his wife and…
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then a…
Moral Story Student Learns Of a Greed
A student asked his teacher, “What is Greed?” The teacher said, “In order to answer your question, go through the chocolate factory next to our school and pick the one…
Story – Wallace walked
Wallace walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier called out to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.” Not a phrase that men normally use,…
Blueberry Hill (Funny Joke)
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.” Then another…
THE SILENT TREATMENT
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day…
Boy tricked Girl (Funny Story)
Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok. (climbs the flagpole) Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom:…
BLONDE’S WALK TO HEAVEN (FUNNY STORY)
BLONDE’S WALK TO a redhead all heaven though, steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs at rally to…
A elderly couple was driving
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were…