A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk…

We know some folks that can really relate to this woman who keeps a might fine home… usually. If you can understand her dilemma, you might want to send this…

This Woman Was About To Refuse Her Maid A Raise, But Then She Said This. The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, “Now, Helen,…

A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside, So she called a carpenter to check it out. The carpenter comes to…

Girl Thinks That She Is Smarter Than Her Classmates. But Then Her Mom Said This. Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,…

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What…

Rude Bus Driver A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the…

A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on…

One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently. He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before…

A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to…