I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn’t expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was…
A Lady Goes Into The Butcher Shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks, Beef tongue,” replies…
A man who had worked all his life
Just before he died he said to his wife, “When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, I want…
A Farmer Goes To The Bank
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites…
Funny – At The Dinner Table
Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Brandon received his…
Funny – Joke A Cheerful Giving
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for the church. “Put whichever one you want in the collection…
Is He Really My Son
Old Jack only had moments to live. At his bedside were his family – his wife and four sons. Three of whom had blond hair, the other had ginger. “Em,…
Funny – Border Problem
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the…
Teacher Helping Kindergarten Students
The teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students, Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him…
The granddaughter of Morgan Freeman was murdered.
Morgan Freeman is an American actor, director, and narrator who has been in the business for more than 50 years. In a surprising and horrible incident, the beloved granddaughter of…