Funny – There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get…
A Man Buys A Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you…
King Charles Was ‘Crushed’ By Harry And Meghan’s Announcement – The Couple Kept The Secret From Him
King Charles and his staff at Clarence House were said to have been left “crushed” by the surprise news regarding Harry’s new girlfriend. Interestingly, though, this wasn’t…
Funny – A guy goes over to his friend house
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you…
The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor
A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old…
A man got really drúnk one nǐght
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading…
Twin Sons in Neighbor
In my neighborhood, there was a couple who had given their twin sons very weird names. One was named Trouble, while the other boy’s name was Mind…
Two men doing animated conversation
Two Italian men get on a bus… They sit down and engage in an animated conversation he lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her…
Mậrine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…
A woman arrives home from work
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies,…