No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly told them, “I…

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls…

3 guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the…

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband. “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it…

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shaves his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see all of your…

This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy: Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global…

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier…

Barry was reportedly found dead in her home located on the Upper East Side of Manhattan on Monday morning, two people close to the situation informed the NYT. Former President…

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers:…